I AM FINDING A WAY TO MEET KE$HA. I know you all are thinking that you fervently want this as much as I do, that you are her number 1 fan. You believe that if anyone should get to meet Kaymoney it should be you. Guess what. THAT IS FALSE. I AM KE$HA'S MOST DEVOTED DISCIPLE. I WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO REACH MY GOAL.
Ke$ha snuck into Prince's house without too much trouble, there must be a way for me to find this chick and have my five minutes of worshiping her. Perhaps I will acquire some VIP tickets. Maybe I'll sell my soul to the devil and he'll grant me one wish. I honestly don't care how it happens, but mark my words it will happen.
Look out Ke$ha, Sam's coming to rock your world. (or maybe just give you a hug and then die out of happiness)

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